00 / the free diagnostic
We check 116 things Google and ChatGPT actually care about. Then we tell you — in plain English — what's broken, what it's costing you, and what it takes to fix it.
Free · No credit card · 60-second scan · If we can't help, we'll say so
01 / what we inspect
Titles, meta, headings, schema, Core Web Vitals. The forty small things that add up to "why are we on page two now?"
Schema, structured data, llms.txt, AI crawler access. If ChatGPT and Claude can't read you, they can't recommend you.
Credibility signals, expert attribution, extractability. What Google's AI Overviews and Perplexity need to quote your page by name.
02 / why most SEO tools fail
Visual design is for humans. Titles, schema, and structured data are for the machines that decide your traffic. We audit 116 of these invisible signals — and tell you which ones are costing you money. In plain English. No acronym soup.
03 / why we built this
We paid for a popular SEO dashboard. We logged in. We watched graphs. We watched our traffic keep dropping anyway.
Dashboards don't fix sites. People do.
So we built the thing we wanted: a diagnostic that tells you what's actually wrong in plain English, a subscription that actually fixes the issues we find, and the numbers going back up month over month. No dashboard theater. No jargon. No acronym soup.